You're browsing the GameFAQs Message Boards as a guest. Tifa is a top-to-bottom bombshell and the game knows it; it goes to great lengths to paint the fisticuffs-favoring fighter as a squeaky clean bartender with yet another heart of gold.

Am I the only one that hated the romance options in OGVII/VIIR? In a cruel twist of fate, Jessie not-so-innocently asks if you know Tifa early on, learning the heart-breaking fate that, yes, Cloud and Tifa are childhood friends with a history of light adolescent petting and heavy emotionally traumatic promises. How will you handle that cracked-out robed dude who just so happened to show up again? While in story scenes he is shown to have some combat skills, Biggs never joins as playable characters, guest or otherwise. Like someone animated a 22 year old Charlie Sheen. "Tell me what you cherish most. I’m a Guest at the ‘Bly Manor’ Wedding Party and This Woman Will Not Stop…, ‘Saved by the Bell’ Trailer Brings Back the Old Gang (and Meta Jokes) for New…, The Horrifying Horniness of Universal’s Classic Monsters, ‘Halloween’ Movies Ranked from Worst to Best, ‘The Midnight Sky’ Trailer: George Clooney Tries to Save Humanity from a Ruined Earth. © 2020 CBS Interactive Inc. All rights reserved. So while Cloud remains a rather blank slate for the player to insert themselves into (phrasing! Not only do you get to do a sort of double date / rescue effort with Tifa and Aerith, you also get to meet the frisky freaks (and I mean that in the oh-so-horny sense) of Wall Market.

And then there’s the mysterious and alluring Andrea Rhodea, a fashion-forward mogul who runs the Honeybee Inn with its objectively sexy employees regardless of just how much into wasp-play you happen to be(e). Steal - is it usually supposed to fail, most of the time. COLLIDER participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means COLLIDER gets paid commissions on purchases made through our links to retailer sites. (At least Jessie gets to sort of introduce Cloud to her family in this version, even though yikes what a way to meet the parents!). (And I don’t know how he has the time to do all that in between his extensive hair treatments.). PLOT TWIST! Perhaps the reason our playable character never goes any farther with the leading ladies and gents isn’t due to the game’s T-rated limitations but that he’s saving himself for the One and Only Sephiroth. Then there’s Madam M, the proprietor of a (hand) massage parlor in the district; if you didn’t think the game was horny up until this point, this is where FF7R beats you over the head with it. The 7 Essential Bond Movies You Need to See to Understand the…, 'Bloodshot' Blu-ray Details Promise an Alternate Ending.

Some smaller players in the Hunt for Cloud’s Heart-and-Loins include Scarlet, Shinra’s Director of Advanced Weaponry, whose design not only makes Tifa look conservative by comparison but also puts Madam M’s dom-sensibilities to shame.

You think I would forget everyone’s Forever Goth Prince Sephiroth? SitemapAdvertisePartnershipsCareersPrivacy PolicyAd ChoiceTerms of UseReport Ad, CA Privacy/Info We CollectCA Do Not Sell My Info. Aerith may live in an idyllic garden with her protective single mother, but she spends most of her time tending to flowers in a rundown church for Cetra’s sake!

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